Alrighty Then

Hello,
Well now that Abbey has helped me figure this out I can say hello. So Tim how goes it, I havent talked to you in ages. Now I heard that you have attempted to call me but it doesnt count unless you leave a message and I do have a cell phone you know because I am never home. So I will continue to await your call as I am a caring and patient sister. Your other brother is quite communicative and I have talked to him a bunch of times and would like to talk to you too. I keep hearing about you but that also does not count because I am your sister not your grandmother. Glad to hear though that you are doing well and about intervarsity. Did you find a job yet? I am her working and I have to go to court today, always thrilling. I know at least one of my kids is going to get locked up today. Glad that we do not have any family members that are getting locked up. How did we all turn out so decent????? I am not usually into dumb jokes but I thought that this one is pretty funny, maybe because I am in a dumb sort of mood....I already e-mailed it to Doug.

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, 'Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!' The panda yells back at the bartender, 'Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!' The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: 'A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves'.So stay out of bars or you might get shot!

Hope you are enjoying your day. Is it beginning to feel like fall up there yet?? Every time I look at one of my magazines with fall stuff in it I get sad. I realized after coming here that fall is my favorite season. People think I'm funny because I decorate for fall here, but hey at least I can pretend that I dont live in a place that perpetually has the same nasty weather and I do mean nasty....unless its the dead of winter in which case the heat here is torrible and it might be cool enough to wear jeans and a tank top. Okay so I better go and do some real work now. Love you all! Reba